Just shut the f**k up!

Chutzpah!!!...from a Miami Herald story on the arrest of a murder suspect who was thrown out of Mansion after it was discovered he was carrying a knife:

"We are pleased that Mansion's vigilant security played an integral role in apprehending this individual, and that our work with Miami Beach police helps to keep our community safe," Mansion spokeswoman Vanessa Menkes said in a statement.

For that ambidextrous bit of spin, this cup's for you Vanessa!