I don't care how comfortable they are; you look like a dumb ass!

"The family of a 4-year-old boy who nearly lost a toe after his foot got stuck in a Miami International Airport escalator in March is suing the popular rubber clogs company Crocs, Inc., saying the shoe had no warning feet could be sucked into the machines."

Perhaps the kid should counter-sue his parents for making him wear such ugly-ass shoes in the first place!