It's one of those news days!

Some days news stories are so wacky they're almost stranger than fiction.

Here are some stories making headlines today.

A Miami Beach Catholic priest named Cutie is photographed by paparazzi on the beach with **gasp** a woman!

New Yorkers would rather have a sex addict running their state according to a poll.

...and last but not least...

President Obama and VP Biden went out for burgers today!

What we want to know is when did Catholic priests become fair game for the paparazzi and when did they stop stalking real celebrities?