You won't read this stuff in the Herald

One of my Facebook friends posted this story:

Midget wrestlers dead after hookers drug drinks

TWO hookers were being quizzed last night after a pair of wrestling MIDGETS died in a sex party - plunging an entire country into mourning.

Pint-size grappler Alberto Jimenez, 35, and his twin Alejandro - national heroes in Mexico - were drugged and robbed after picking up two tarts at a hotel.

The thieving hookers are believed to have spiked their booze with eye drops to knock them out - but the dose was too much for their tiny frames.

Now that's journalism!