-Remember that you are a guest in my home, so please conduct yourself accordingly.
-Also remember that I can make you go away as fast as you appeared. Use catch phrases like "It's my my money and I want it now," or "Activ-on, apply directly to the forehead," and you're gone!
-Classy and tasteful presentations work best.
-Beautifully photographed commercials with impossibly cute animals are always welcome in my living room.
-Bonus points go to commercials with great soundtracks! (see below)
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