Crystal Harris blames Hugh Hefner's Playboy lifestyle as reason for calling off wedding

Ever wonder how blonde jokes get started?

From the NY Daily News:

Crystal Harris, 25, said she broke off her engagement days before the wedding because life in Hefner's pleasure palace isn't for her.

"Hef's lifestyle isn't the most normal lifestyle," Harris told Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show Wednesday.

She figured that out all by herself? Duh!!

So, while Hef and Crystal's wedding is off - they were due to be married this Saturday - she will get to keep at least one wedding gift.

She appears on the cover of the July issue of Playboy.

Today Hef tweeted, "Recent events call for a special sticker on the July cover. Look for it on newsstands."

Is this a great country, or what?