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BY Reuven Blau
DAILY NEWS CITY HALL BUREAU

Rikers Island is trying to turn down the heat by covering up the skanks - and keeping out the shanks.

From now on, female visitors who show up spilling out of their tight tops, miniskirts or ripped jeans will be issued a passion-dampening T-shirt that comes in a hideous shade of neon green and in just one size - XXL.