Q: Why do people work for the TSA? A: Because McDonald's isn't hiring.

Nelson Santiago-Serrano

Until a few days ago, Nelson Santiago-Serrano was a TSA agent at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.

While his fellow agents were busy touching and groping airline passengers' junk at security checkpoints; Santiago-Serrano kept himself busy in the baggage area stealing the passengers' sh*t.

From CNN:

A Continental Airlines employee Monday caught Nelson Santiago-Serrano, 30, stealing an iPad from a suitcase in Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, according to the Broward County Sheriff's Office.

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Over the past six months, Santiago-Serrano told authorities he stole $50,000 worth of computers, GPS devices and other electronics from luggage he screened, took pictures of them to post for sale online and sold the items often by the time his shift ended.