One of them pretends to be in charge of a city, while the other pretends to be a journalist.
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on Mar 10, 2016 at 1:50pm PST
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| Do I ever read a newspaper? Of course not. Why? Because I'm too busy posing for selfies. |
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| Mayor Levine took a half selfie on his recent trip to Cuba. |
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| Here's an Official City of Miami Beach photo of Mayor Levine bonding with some of Miami's invisible Cubans. |
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| Here's Constance looking fabulous while reading some words about something horrible that happened in Belgium. |
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| Don't judge me, OK? |
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| That time Mayor Levine tried pull a fast one on Michael Putney. |
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| Why should I waste time reading a newspaper when I could be taking more selfies? |
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| If she gets elected, I'm outta this dump. And then Ocean Drive will be Mike Grieco's problem. |
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