Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Donald Trump has a 'very good brain' and has 'said a lot of things'


If you listened today as Donald Trump invited the Russian government to cyber spy on Hillary Clinton, and then asked yourself the question: "Who is advising this moron?".... Here's your answer....

First, here's Trump inviting the Russians to meddle in our political process.....
“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press. Let's see if that happens.” -Donald Trump, July 27, 2016.

And now, here's Trump last March talking about who his advisors are.

Any questions?

“I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. I know what I'm doing and I listen to a lot of people, I talk to a lot of people and at the appropriate time I'll tell you who the people are." -Donald Trump, March 16, 2016

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Fed up with politics? Here's a video of a cat hitching a ride on a swimming dog

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Miami Beach Mayor Philip Levine attended a very important event this morning

Miami Beach Mayor Philip Levine was Master of Ceremonies at a very important event on 41st Street today.

The reason we know it was important is because he wore his navy blue blazer, blue shirt and khaki Dockers combo.

Let's listen in on the conversation the Mayor had this morning with his loyal manservant, Raoul, as he got ready for his day.....

Levine: "Raoul, I think I'll wear my khaki Dockers and dark blue shirt with my navy blue blazer. And pick out a nice tie for me. I know it's Saturday....but this is a very special event."

Raoul: "But you wear that blue blazer and those khaki Dockers everywhere."

Levine: "Just do as I tell you, Raoul, or I'll ship your ass back to Camaguey on the next plane."
"Besides, Chico, I'm not going to Hillary's event...this is bigger...I'm cutting a ribbon at the new Burger King on 41st Street."

Unedited photo caption from Mayor Levine's Facebook page:
"Opening of the new cool Burger King on 41st on ‪
#‎MiamiBeach‬.  Burgerking was founded in Miami in 1954."

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Here are more pictures of Mayor Levine looking very spiffy in his khaki Dockers and blue blazer!

Mayor Levine in Cuba a few moths ago.
(Yes, a fully grown man actually posted this picture on
the Internet.)

Mayor Levine gives blood at a mobile blood bank.

Levine at swearing in ceremony for new police officers in May.
Everyone's in uniform, including Levine.

At the re-opening of the Venetian Causeway in February.
Blue blazer? Check! Khaki Dockers? Check!
Red tie? Check!

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Is Donald Trump on drugs?

Via Maggie Haberman of the New York Times:
If ever there was a moment for Donald J. Trump to share the spotlight, his formal announcement of his running mate on Saturday was it.

Instead, his introduction of Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana was a remarkable reminder that ultimately, the Trump campaign is about one person.

He called Mr. Pence his “partner,” but before the governor took the stage, Mr. Trump stood there alone and talked for 28 minutes, delivering a long and improvised riff that emulated his rallies instead of a traditional vice-presidential debut.

After roughly 20 minutes, Mr. Trump reached for his notes. “Back to Mike Pence!” he declared, turning to Mr. Pence’s record of job creation in Indiana. Then he used the reference to the Hoosier State to remind the 150 people in attendance that he had trounced Mr. Pence’s endorsed candidate, Senator Ted Cruz, in the primary there.

When Mr. Trump ultimately ceded the microphone to Mr. Pence, rather than stand beside him while he delivered his remarks, Mr. Trump patted him twice on the left shoulder and walked off the stage.


Via's Charles Pierce
By the time he finally got around to introducing Pence, this looked less like a campaign rollout than it did a proof-of-life video to Pence's family back home (again) in Indiana. (Look, mother. Mike is still alive! Pay the ransom!) By the time he finally got around to introducing Pence, he did it in one brief sentence and then he… left… the… stage.