Perhaps sensing that his 15 minutes are about to come to a screeching halt, Miami Beach resident Mark Buckley on Monday sent the Miami Beach mayor and commissioners a 19-page packet of documents that includes a poignant 4-page letter asking the commission to reconsider the recent decision to banish his feathered roommate, Mr. Clucky, from Miami Beach forever.
Random Pixels has exclusively obtained a copy of the letter.
In it Buckley reveals that he has spent thousands of dollars on vet bills on the lovable rooster. He also says that Mr. Clucky rides on the handlebars of Buckley's bike "of his own accord."
And saving the best for last, Buckley concludes the letter by quoting Gandhi.
We're not taking sides in this fight.
But in some circles we know, Mr. Clucky would have been swimming in gravy with a side of biscuits long ago.