The Miami Marlins aren't taking any chances.
In order to ensure that games played in their new multi million dollar stadium will have maximum attendance, the team is taking an extraordinary step that all but guarantees a good part of their fans will be Genuine South Beach Douche-Bags.
From Eater Miami:
The Clevelander, ...has apparently built a poolside grill out of--er, in left field. Says a press release, the "new, re-branded poolside bar and grill will bring a unique and authentic South Beach experience to all fans. The redesigned entertainment area in left field will be open year-round and will be Miami’s new hot spot for many years to come."No word yet on whether the Clevelander plans to have drunk, on-duty Miami Beach cops mingling with patrons in order to maximize the "authentic South Beach experience."
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