The Herald story says the the liquor "blends [the flavors of] passion fruit and orange blossoms."
“We’re distilling the essence of Miami in a bottle,” said Maxime Kouchnir, Absolut’s vice president of marketing.
I'm not so sure that "passion fruit and orange blossoms" are the flavors I'd pick to capture the "essence of Miami."
So, I asked a few friends what they thought a Miami-flavored vodka might taste like.
Here are their answers:
Those are all great. But, I like to think a Miami-flavored vodka would taste simply fabulous...with just a hint of douche!