"Now that we've seen the first video of the [Marlins Home Run sculpture] in action, it's time to admit the unthinkable: Miami would have been better off letting Britto's army of factory artists decorate the stadium." -Tim Elfrink, managing editor, Miami New Times.
"I don’t necessarily think a home run bazookabomb should be tasteful, refined, or show any measure of restraint, but I do think it should be interesting and memorable in some way. This… isn’t." -Sean McCaughan, @Suntanned Mumford
"I have been to two pride parades and that's the gayest thing I have ever seen." -YouTube user "FrankusDomesticus"