Samantha Bee: Donald Trump is a 'serial con artist who hasn't got the attention span to read a fortune cookie much less a f**king intelligence briefing.'

Samantha Bee was born in Canada. So why do some Canadians seem to have a better understanding of the American media's failings than that of most Americans? Here are some answers and analysis you won't see on CNN.

"Oh, come on Matt. Do you really think there’s an email smoking gun that the inspector general, a House committee, the FBI, and 18 months of non-stop news coverage couldn’t find that will be magically uncovered by seven minutes of questions from a human Splenda, whose crowning journalistic triumph is having no idea where the f— he is?”

"The problem is news organizations are simply not equipped to cover a candidate whose entire being is a lie.

"Maintaining the image of fairness requires [the media] to portray Hillary and Trump as equally flawed candidates, even though they know that's incorrect. On the one hand you have the most breathtakingly, unqualified, ignoramus to of heave his spray-tanned bulk within striking distance of office. A race-baiting bully who, according to two carefully researched biographies, is a tax cheating, investor swindling, dictator loving, pathologically lying, attorneys general bribing, philandering, mobbed up, narcissistic serial con artist who hasn't got the attention span to read a fortune cookie much less a f***ing intelligence briefing.

"But on the other hand, Hillary Clinton used a private e-mail server. See? Perfectly even."