Arizona Man Shoots His Penis Off With a Pink Gun!

Less than a week ago I posted a silly story and video about a guy in New York City who lives in a 78 sq. ft. apartment.

Thanks to Google, it's the second most popular post on Random Pixels.

I'm guessing even more people will be searching for this bit of Internet gold today. I'll keep you posted!

CHANDLER, Ariz. — As Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiance, Cara Christopher, walked to a local grocery store last week for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

"He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood," Christopher, 26, told 911 operators and dispatchers when the accidental shooting occurred Tuesday.

One operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt, but to avoid looking at the wound.

"I did look at it," Christopher said. "It's pretty bad."

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In the wake the accident, police are warning armed residents to use holsters, not waistbands.