For Just $2500, You Can Co-host South Florida's Worst TV Show

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If you've really been hating yourself lately but can't seem to come up with a suitable form of self-abuse....I think I may have what you're looking for!

The marketing geniuses at Groupon have come up with something they're calling the "Celebrity Epic Deal Series in Miami."

Here's how it works: For only $2,500, you get to hang out for an entire day with someone called Roxanne Vargas, who hosts the show, "6 In The Mix," which just may be South Florida's worst TV show, ever!

If you've never heard of Vargas, Miami New Times once described her schtick this way: "She elicits unexpected responses and humanity from guests who thought they were going on television simply to spend a couple of minutes talking about what swimsuit is best for your butt."

Anyway, for $2,500, here's what you get:

Co-Anchor NBC South Florida’s Six in the Mix TV Show! Co-host an episode with Roxanne Vargas on NBC’s entertainment show Six in the Mix. In addition to a co-anchor spot, the purchaser of this Epic Deal will also pre-tape a three-minute segment as a guest reporter, aired during the same episode. Work with Vargas for a day as she shows you the ropes behind the scenes, including full prep from her broadcast team and style savvy hair and makeup professionals. Two Epic Deals available beginning July 29th for a purchase price of $2,500.

Well, what are you waiting for..an engraved invitation?

The clock is ticking on this deal!