From yesterday's Herald: To balance Miami-Dade's budget next year, Mayor Carlos Alvarez wants to cut 1,600 county jobs and 4.6 million miles of bus service.From today's Herald: Undercover Miami Beach detectives Sunday busted a brothel-on-wheels, which charged $40 admission and offered sex for sale inside.
From the Herald story on the "pimp bus":
"We're always looking at ways to make this city a better place to be in," [Det. Juan] Sanchez said. "Our detectives were in the right place at the right time, and were able to realize what they had presented to them."
I'm sure Det. Sanchez said all that with a straight face!
And I can't wait to hear some of the jokes on late-night TV. But someone more clever than I has already asked: "It cost $40 to get on but how much "to get off?"
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