Thursday, December 03, 2009

Signs your husband may be a "cheetah"

In the wake of the Tiger Woods debacle, The National Enquirer has posted on its Website a list of signs that a husband may be a "cheetah."
  • His car is different. The passenger seat has been moved, the radio is tuned to an unusual station or there are unknown hairs inside.

  • Watch for new cell phone patterns. A cheater turns his phone off when you're together because "she" might call.

  • He sometimes gets middle-of-the-night calls, and may leave the room to have a phone conversation. If you have access to his telephone bill, check it for repeated unknown numbers.
  • We now return you to regularly scheduled programming, already in progess.

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