Johnny Antron Love. Photo by Miami-Dade Corrections portrait studio. |
....Johnny Antron Love.
There's no other way to put it.
Johnny Love is a dumb ass.
And because of a little stunt he pulled this morning, he'll probably be featured in every Dumb Criminal Blooper Reel in perpetuity.
Johnny tried to rob a gas station at 170th Street and NW 7th Ave. in Miami Gardens, and just about everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.
Had Johnny read my post last August, "Helpful Tips for First-time Armed Robbers and Wanna-be Thugs," he could have avoided a lot of the problems he encountered today.
At one point while he was scooping up chewing gum and candy, he dropped his gun. Now, that's a dumb ass. (See videos below.)
Miami Gardens police take Johnny Love into custody. Photo by Eddie Arenas / WSVN. |
Johnny is spending Thanksgiving at the Miami-Dade lock-up.
And, no doubt the first of many Thanksgivings he'll be spending behind bars if he's convicted of this morning's robbery....which is pretty much guaranteed considering that every embarrassing moment of Johnny's caper was caught on video.
Welcome to the Losers Corner, Johnny. You are one dumb ass!
He's a job maintainer.
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