Sunday, October 14, 2012

Your early morning time waster

After failing to get any media outlet to take her seriously, Fargo, ND resident Donna decided to take her longstanding grievance to the Y94 Morning Playhouse radio show.

Poor Donna has been involved in three separate car accidents involving deer over the past few years, and she thinks she's nailed down the root of her misfortune: Deer crossing signs in high-traffic areas.

"Why are we encouraging deer to cross at the interstate? I don't get it," a very puzzled Donna told the equally puzzled morning show hosts.

Her solution: Move the signs to low-traffic areas, where it's safer for deer to cross.

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