Miami New Times
"There were maggots coming out of the meat, out of the bone. The whole piece of chicken was writhing. I think what might have happened was heating up the chicken activated the maggots. I yelled, 'Lord have mercy, Fred -- we done ate half of this damn food already!' " -Miami-Dade Corrections Sgt. Rosanna Perry, after eating take-out chicken from People's Barbecue
Now that's definitely some funky chicken!