....former Broward County Sheriff's Deputy Brent Wooddell and wanna-be South Miami thug Juan Felipe Rodriguez.
It's been a while since we've posted an installment of the Losers Corner.
So today we're pulling out all the stops and giving you two losers for the price of one.
First up is suspended Broward County Sheriff's Deputy Brent Wooddell.
According to the Sun-Sentinel, Wooddell....
...was arrested in September 2011 after a sting operation allegedly caught him in the act of stealing $1,340 from an oxycodone dealer he had just arrested. The dealer was actually an undercover Miami-Dade police officer. According to the Sheriff's Office, the phony suspect had pills and $7,340 in a blue bag when he was taken into custody, but Wooddell only turned in $6,000 when he got to the Deerfield Beach substation.The Sun-Sentinel says Wooddell was suspended without pay and remained free on bond while awaiting trial.
Officials said the undercover operation was captured on video and audio recordings.
Assistant State Attorney Adriana Alcalde-Padron has argued twice for a revocation of Wooddell's bond. Once for not reporting a traffic accident he was involved in and once for sending intimidating text messages to a witness in his case.
But the third time may be the charm.
Police arrested Wooddell Monday evening at the Cheetah strip club in Pompano Beach. He'd gone there after removing his GPS ankle monitor.
On Tuesday Alcalde-Padron told the Sun-Sentinel, "We have moved to revoke his bond twice. This is his third violation. Hopefully, he will now remain in custody at least until it's time for his trial."
Next up is 19 year-old Juan Felipe Rodriguez.
Yesterday, Rodriguez got into an argument with a parking attendant over an $8 parking fee at Sunset Place in South Miami.
Instead of paying, Rodriguez "lunged from his seat and stabbed the parking attendant twice." Over 8 bucks.
Last night - accompanied by his father - Rodriguez turned himself into South Miami police.
One look at his mugshot and you can instantly see that this guy is a loser.
Congratulations to both Wooddell and Rodriguez. You're both the newest inductees into the prestigious Random Pixels Losers Corner.