Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Donald Trump is running for president. God help us all


Trump Vows to Create Jobs for Comedians

NEW YORK - Businessman Donald Trump entered the Presidential race today, telling the nation's comedians, "I'm doing this for you." Trump said he hoped his candidacy would fill the void of ridicule created by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's failure to enter the race. "There are far too many unemployed comedians in this nation," Trump said. "I'm going to put you back to work." Just hours after entering the race, a new poll of comedians showed Trump in first place, pulling ahead of former Texas Governor Rick Perry. -via Andy Borowitz


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